“Go away."
Dark: *he smiled and pets his head* yeah no…little hero if you want to do that then you better watch out for the oldest link. He’s well…he isn’t the best guy in there. I know I’m bad but hell, he’s like pure bad. He has so much hate for everyone…so if you want to go ahead. It’s going to be really risky tho…*he looked at him* redeads are horrible link…
“Well… shit. That’s honestly all I can say to that. We can just get everyone else’s help, then. In fact…"
"Why not make me an honorary member? I mean, hey… it could work."
"And can we stop mentioning those… things?"
“Go away."
Dark: oh..I see well that I can not lie about. Ravio really has been through a lot, and I’m here to help him. Move away from the negativity, it’s hard…when he starts to cry..*he sighed and he looked at link* little hero. I’m a grown adult…and those redeads scared me for life, I’m evil and I hate those creatures. DOESNT THAT EXPLAIN A LOT!? YES THEYRE THAT BAD
“We’re both here to help him, to be honest. …If we want him to better himself, we’re gonna have to… team up. You, me, and the rest of you guys. I still don’t trust you because HELLO YOU’RE EVIL but… there’s not much else we can do."
"And about that ReDead thing. …I’ll just have to trust you on that one."
“Go away."
Dark: I never see anything tiring when I listen to ravio. He always know how to make things seem very dramatic at time. *he looked at link and places his hands on his shoulder* ITS A GOOD THING YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A REDEAD IS. STAY LIKE THAT. I KNOW IM EVIL BUT FUCK I DONT WANT YOU TO EVEN SEE A REDEAD
“N-no, what I mean was, well… I meant that sometimes his problems kinda drain me. I know everyone has their own issues, but his negativity sometimes… gets to me."
"HOLY SWEET GODDESSES OKAY I WON’T I WON’T!! …Are they that bad?"
“Go away."
Dark: *he smirked* well darn, i should start talking to ravio a little more dirty more often *he looked at link and chuckled* anyways, yeah I’m aware of that, we do have some talks about that. But hey at least he lived like that then instead of seeing redeads all over the place *he laughed hysterically and looked around occasionally*
“I hope you’re kidding.”
“…I’m glad he’s able to at least talk to you about this stuff, too. I feel bad for saying this, but sometimes it gets really tiring… ReDeads? Those… don’t sound so good."
(( Approval ratings are SKY HIGH ))
“Go away."
Dark: you really have to know more pick up lines for the dark society. Well damn I bet ravio understands these pick up lines more then you little hero *he looked at him and sucked his teeth. He patted link’s head*
“Given his background, he probably does,” Link replied bluntly, folding his arms. “He grew up around some… not very good people, and picked up on things that I was never taught until he brought them up off-hand as a punchline to a random joke. Honestly, I think I learned more about the birds and the bees from him than the blacksmiths."
12. Our muses are looking to buy a home together.
“Well… in order for us to erm… get along like Ravio wants us to, we probably should start living together. Maybe. I was thinking of maybe getting a house, and we’d be roommates. We could get used to each other and hopefully bury the hatchet…"
“Go away."
Dark: My sweet little hero, it was a compliment, in other words I’m saying that you’re so “beautiful” and bright” like a goddess that I can bear to look at you without getting blind by your beauty. It’s only a compliment to those who live in the shadows
“…”
“Well… thanks I guess? I really wouldn’t consider myself beautiful or anything. I mean yeah I think I’m attractive, but eh… not that much. Just enough for Ravio and any other person out there to find me good looking…”
“Go away."
Dark: how can ravio like you. I don’t understand, he could’ve picked someone who was a little more compassion to others
“I am compassionate to others. Just not you. I mean… I apparently make you hiss every time you see me. Y'know, hissing meaning like how a cat would hiss if it disliked you. If Ravio treated me the same way, I would be acting the same way as I am now."
“Go away."
Dark: hey I didn’t just take half an hour to make that shit up
“Piss off."
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